All noise is not created equal. Our goal is to produce the finest noise possible.
How do we do it? Using only the latest technology and keeping within strict tolerances, we continue to push beyond known limits and set new standards in the quality our products year after year. See our mission statement for more details.
Tests and Measures
Our lab equipment is relentlessly callibrated to exacting standards. Our clean rooms are spotless. We test all our products using precision instruments and application specific computer software which assures that your expectations are exceeded every time. But equipment and data mean nothing unless you combine that with the talent, drive, and professionalism of our people. They are dedicated to bringing you the absolute finest noise possible.
Here's the Proof!
Not only can you hear the difference, you can also see the difference in quality between our noise and the leading competitor's noise. As the images below clearly show:
You love the environment, we do too. Our corprate policy strictly forbids testing on animals. You can rest assured that no animals have been harmed or put into potentially dangerous situations during the production of our noise.
Don't have time to create your own laptop noise? No problem, I've made some for you!
The noise ensemble created for Reaktor is ready to download free here....
The 93 year old Noise "legend" Ma Noise abuses laptops in her latest CD-R release!
From simple beginnings then growing into complex chaos. I'll show you the inner workings of an instrument created for the sole purpose of making noise.
contact: noise@laptopnoise.com
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F7 Sound and Vision
17732 Nathan's Drive
Tampa, FL 33647