Circuit Bent Sputnik
This is what I love about making noise on my laptop. And now, you can download my Reaktor ensemble FREE!!!!
Featured Video:
Click below for moving picture entertainment (with plenty of noise). mp4 for your ipod and Quicktime 7
More videos are on my YouTube channel.
Click below for moving picture entertainment (with plenty of noise). mp4 for your ipod and Quicktime 7
More videos are on my YouTube channel.
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Ants Carpenter ant infestation is captured on tape. Audio by "The Difficult Listening Channel". [23 Mb] |
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hj93o Video for your iPod or Quicktime player. Screwed up images and laptop noise. This one's big [30 Mb] |
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Iguana Invasion Thousands of giant lizards take over a small island.... Video and pictures of these critters [GO] |
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Rattlesnake! Video for your iPod or Quicktime player. See an Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake cross my path. [GO] |
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The Bugs Video of strange insect colony moving to static. OK, they were moving on their own and I added the static. And what does the dragonfly want? |
Everyone knows that noise makes life better. But, it can be so hard to find the right kind of noise for that special occasion. Hot date? Family dropping by? Big corporate meeting tomorrow? Just got your colon scraped? What to do? LaptopNoise.com is here to help - it's our mission.
Research and Development is the key to success (that and a huge dose of luck). You can't just sit down and expect your laptop to puke out an epic noise opus. It takes guts, courage, and the ability think outside the box... and risk blowing things up.
Here's some artists who use laptops to make noise.
Free Stuff:
Links to free mp3s, Reaktor noise ensemble, more.
Links to free mp3s, Reaktor noise ensemble, more.
Here's a few links to free (or shareware) software
(I've used these as part of my noisemaking arsenal)
gleetchLAB v.2.1 (now out!!!)
noiser
soundhack
REplay PLAYer 3.1
contact: noise@laptopnoise.com
Iguanas Invade Florida!
GASPARILLA ISLAND April, 2007 - I return to the island a year later to find its unwelcome dragons! Pictures, video and updates are here.
GASPARILLA ISLAND April, 2007 - I return to the island a year later to find its unwelcome dragons! Pictures, video and updates are here.
Mali Uromastyx invades my house!
This 10 inch bundle of joy joins my "cast of characters" and brings her own unique form of noise along (she farted, I swear!)
This 10 inch bundle of joy joins my "cast of characters" and brings her own unique form of noise along (she farted, I swear!)
>>> Ask LaptopNoise <<<
send your question to: noise@laptopnoise.com
send your question to: noise@laptopnoise.com
Not sure what to play for a special event? Ask us and we'll make it for you! FREE!
"My Dad's 50th birthday is coming up and I really want to play something he'll remember at his party. Any suggestions?"
- Ben, CA
Why yes, Ben, I've got a great suggestion. How about something that's playful, yet, serious, that is full of live and vigor. Here goes: (remember to "save to disc")
"I've got a big date coming up and I think that she's 'the one'. I want something that will set the mood."
- Alex, MO
Alex, here's a special something to set the mood whether she's 'the one' for life or just for the night. Good luck!
LaptopNoise.com - loud laptop = good laptop = chick magnet ** results may vary
Above: Michael Oster busts out some seizure inducing laptop glitch with a custom made Reaktor ensemble on an Apple Powerbook 12" G4. Obviously, this is way cool.
contact: noise@laptopnoise.com
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Free Music & WAV files
Don't have time to create your own laptop noise? No problem, I've made some for you!
Don't have time to create your own laptop noise? No problem, I've made some for you!
The Evolution of a Noise Instrument
From simple beginnings then growing into complex chaos. I'll show you the inner workings of an instrument created for the sole purpose of making noise.
From simple beginnings then growing into complex chaos. I'll show you the inner workings of an instrument created for the sole purpose of making noise.
FREE Video clips
Download several of my video clips and use them in your online and offline creations. Great for splitting jump cuts and scene transitions.
Download several of my video clips and use them in your online and offline creations. Great for splitting jump cuts and scene transitions.
Free Glitch Sound Effects
Lots of free sound effects to download. Great for ring tones, web sites, games and more!
Lots of free sound effects to download. Great for ring tones, web sites, games and more!
Iguanas of Boca Grande
April 2008 - I went back to Gasparilla to document the iguana invasion. - New pictures and video.
April 2008 - I went back to Gasparilla to document the iguana invasion. - New pictures and video.
